Awesome story about a judge that made a weed smoker play him one-on-one and kicked his butt. The weed smoker said that the weed helped improve his play. The judge won 10-0 and is 45 while the weed smoker is 20 (from Dan Lewis).

Kelly challenged Alvarez to a game of one-on-one basketball - not only to try to beat him but to persuade him that dope won't help him win.
Stunned, Alvarez accepted the challenge. "I though maybe he was kidding," he said. Kelly's lightning speed and fancy dribbling landed him the first two points. He blew past Alvarez for easy layups. "Defensive player of the year, Alvarez? C'mon," the judge taunted. Kelly sunk two more layups. "You better regroup, Alvarez," the judge said. Another jumper by the jurist. Swish! Five to zero. Alvarez threw up a prayer, missing badly. Kelly tossed in another bucket. 7-0. "The marijuana's getting to you, Alvarez," the judge taunted him. "You're exhausted, aren't you?" Alvarez - looking, well, exhausted - took a water break.
"He's got to go to the water," Kelly said to no one in particular. "The marijuana's wearing on him."